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OVERWORLD:
-OnlyFans is a cash machine-
ONE BETWEEN:
-Kamala Harris tries brainrot ads-
THE DEPTHS:
-The device that controlled minds for 70 years-
“Here I am: My brain is open.”
Paul Erdős
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BETWEEN
New normal
Kamala Harris tries brainrot ads
Brainrot has gone mainstream.
Kamala Harris's presidential campaign has gone full TikTok content sludge with split-screen content to hold the attention of fried brains.
You’ve probably seen this before; content where the top portion of the video is the main message, and the bottom is unrelated but visually stimulating media, like mobile game footage, Family Guy footage, or soap-cutting videos.
In one ad, the top screen shows Harris discussing her policies and criticizing Donald Trump, while the bottom half plays a 3D animation of rolling marbles.
Another version swaps the marbles for a spinning chrome shape, offering a similarly engaging visual contrast to the political message above.
Data from Google and Meta ad libraries show that these ads are primarily being distributed on platforms like YouTube Shorts and Instagram, with relatively low spending but targeted distribution.
One ad in Pennsylvania, for instance, has reached a substantial audience but garnered only a modest number of impressions, mostly among viewers aged 25 to 34.
THE DEPTHS
Laff
The device that controlled minds for 70 year
Humans are stupid monkeys. If our whole flock jumps off a cliff, we will too. If our whole flock laughs at something, even if it isn’t funny, we will too - which is why sitcoms have laugh tracks.
Sitcom laugh tracks started with American TV fossils like the 50s “The Hank McCune Show,” and kept being used for larger-than-culture hits like “Friends,” “Seinfeld,” and “Big Bang Theory.”
It’s actually not til the past 20 years that sitcoms started breaking form with naturally paced humor without laugh tracks. Think “Community,” “The Office” and “Arrested Development.”
Before we erase them completely, it might be worth wondering; where did they come from?
✦The birth of canned hahahas✦
The first laugh tracks were on radio, not TV.
According to legend, a kinda lame joke had ignited a booming audience laugh on a 40s radio show called “The Bing Crosby Show”.
Some sound engineers thought “That joke sucks, but those laughs are amazing, we should box them up and use them for jokes we think are good.”
So, Charles Douglass, sound engineer and inventor of the laugh track, created the Laff Box; literally a box on wheels that played recorded laughs out of a speaker.
✦Here’s how the Laff Box works✦
The box is operated by a piano-ish keyboard; pressing one key would release a single type of laugh, pressing multiple keys at once would create a combination or "symphony" of laughter.
Each key represented a different demographic factor, such as age, sex, and style of laugh. It was capable of holding a total of 320 laughs.
Douglass charged $100 per session to roll the Laugh Box to studios and help integrate the laugh tracks into television productions.
As demand grew, Douglas hired assistants to manage the workload, which involved sweetening around 100 hours of television weekly.
By salvaging recordings of authentic laughs, he could insert them after unfunny jokes, making your monkey brain cave to peer pressure and force a laugh. This technique became known as “sweetening” recorded radio content.
Transitioning to TV, producers tried creating that theater feel with an audience watching and reacting. But live audiences were sporadic, they didn’t laugh at the correct moment. Luckily, they had Douglass’ Laff Box.
Now, a producer could control the timing and intensity of audience reactions, ensuring that every joke landed perfectly.
And that’s why, 60 years later, “Big Bang Theory” makes people laugh.